nicevagina:

your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them

(via anargumentforconsciousness)

holy-teeth:

thatfunnyblog:

Me as a kid.

I’ve done this

(Source: theodd1sout, via oceaniceyes)

(Source: djasamaworld, via frazerross)

digivolvin:

whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.

(via courtneyofthesea)

"Other peoples’ opinion of you is their problem, not yours."

(via krook)

(Source: purplebuddhaproject, via pokec0re)

jordannbby:

corpsepose:

happy easter

😂

(Source: gingerdeer)

(Source: mynameiscollins, via crunchier)

 

 

(Source: scr33ncaps, via rhymez)

katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’
"fuck yeah buddy"

katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’

"fuck yeah buddy"

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids, via syndi-cate)


This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

(via crunchier)

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

(via alohha-from-satann)

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

(via paperpplane)