Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too
Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.
SOMEONE SAID IT
why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves