I need someone who’s okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.

moshsquats:

this

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sideb00b:

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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humansofnewyork:

“I moved here from Jamaica when I was six, and my accent was so bad that I had to spend two years in ESL classes before anyone could understand me. I remember feeling very frustrated. I was surrounded by people with really thick accents who were trying to tell me that I needed to get rid of my accent.”

humansofnewyork:

“I moved here from Jamaica when I was six, and my accent was so bad that I had to spend two years in ESL classes before anyone could understand me. I remember feeling very frustrated. I was surrounded by people with really thick accents who were trying to tell me that I needed to get rid of my accent.”

(via oceaniceyes)

quentintarantinos:

i cannot believe some of yall are excited about the 50 shades movie. aside from that series being problematic as fuck and horribly written THERE IS A SEX SCENE WHERE HE PULLS HER TAMPON OUT

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piplups:

piplups:

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I mood you California, I’ll be back tomorrow!

I mood you California, I’ll be back tomorrow!

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gang0fwolves:

kid in class : ” that’s cheating! “

me : 

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hophigh:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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uropyia:

LMFAOOOOO

uropyia:

LMFAOOOOO

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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